Brothers,
As I sat on my couch alone this evening watching college football with a beer in hand, daydreaming about my first trip to Costa Rica that will commence in exactly one month for Super Bowl weekend and all the sexy latina women that will be begging to fulfill my every desire, this vile, disgusting excuse for a commercial interrupts my football viewing pleasure. I actually had to rewind my TiVo to make sure I saw this garbage correctly as I couldn't believe my eyes. I hesitate even posting it but must do it in order for all members to see the damage that society has done to our gringas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1GgDg_JjTw
I bet all the poor saps stuck with a gringa (probably complaining that they are watching football to begin with) while watching the game this evening smiled sheepishly as their gringa significant other said "THATS RIGHT!" or some other variation.
Gentlemen, this commercial is exactly why more and more men are leaving the US in droves, like birds flying south for winter to avoid the harsh and uninviting climate, to places like Costa Rica, Medellin, and DR to enjoy women who actually know how to please a man.
While typically men should hold their ground and fight, the infection has spread so deep that there is little hope. It is like the Rage virus from 28 Days Later. All you can do is run from the bloodthirsty savages looking to suck you (and your bank account dry). I am shaken. I think I will go make myself a stiff drink and re-read some trip reports to relax myself.
