the fix is in.

the NFL needs the NYC market to sell more ads.

after the Giants laid a turd, the Jets must make the playoffs for revenue purposes.

Cincy might not even show up for the next game.

hey NYG

blow me!

depends, do you start out quick, 5 and 0, and then swoon 3 and 8?

listen, if I'm running late, just start without me.....



New York, NJ - In an attempt to mitigate the franchise's losses, improve its grip of reality and "move forward in a positive direction," the NJ Giants severed ties with controversial fan NYG Monday, ending their tumultuous 20-year relationship with the divisive figure.

"We value NYG’s support to the NJ Giants over the past two decades, but it has become painfully clear that we just don't share the same priorities," the team’s public relations director said. "This wasn't an easy choice to make, but we're confident it is a decision that can only make our fan base better."

"Calling for Super Bowl reservations after the first 5 games and then refusing to acknowledge Manifest Destiny on our 3 and 8 swoon was really the last straw.”

Giant officials called NYG Sunday night to inform him he was being removed from the fan base, ordering the 66-year-old fan to clean out his cardboard box and remove his personal ‘facilities’ from the premises immediately.

NYG, who was reportedly stunned to be removed from his homer fan duties, issued a statement on his website thanking himself for all his hard work and years of service.

"Well, damn, looks like the 'Giants couldn't handle NYG anymore," the blog post read in part. "I'll never forget my time in NJ, and how I single-handedly won three Super Bowls. Don't worry, NYG will land on his feet somewhere, and when he does, NJ better watch out."

NYG’s questionable conduct on and off the field almost certainly played a role in sealing the troubled fan’s fate. Although some members of the Giant's management have reportedly contemplated NYG’s termination for the past several years, sources said his recent association with known gorditas as well as a perceived lack of character and other poor qualities provided ample reasons for his release.

Ultimately, team officials said that NYG had become an embarrassment to the storied franchise.

"Between the opportunistic over praise of game plans, the unrealistic evaluations of draftees, and the paranoid delusions that players and coordinators were scheming against him, it's no wonder the Giants have had enough," NFL Today commentator Boomer Esiason said. "Maybe his absence will finally give the team a chance to start accepting its limitations.”

"Just watching the Giants practice without NYG making ridiculous comments about how good they look, you can tell that morale has already greatly improved," Esiason continued.

"They seem so loose and relaxed and their faces are just lighting up with smiles. Even though they know they are going to lose, again.This is the first time Eli has had fun since he put on the Giants uniform."

Sports analyst Jimmy Johnson speculated that the team's real motivation for cutting NYG was that the aging fan, who turns 67 in October, is well past his prime and would have continued to cost the ball club too much money in lost food and beverage sales.

"His appetite for NJ Shit Pie has really diminished the past few years, and he just can't stuff his pie hole that he used to," said Johnson, "Also, when you get older you start to slow down, and as you try to compensate, you wind up making poor decisions."

"He had to eat more than 9 million colones just to get rid of the last gordita that talked to him," Johnson added. "In this economy? What was he thinking?"

Though his publicist would not say whether the former Giants fan was entertaining offers from any other teams, an anonymous NFL source told reporters that, immediately after NYG cleared waivers Tuesday, the Carolina Panthers franchise offered him a record-setting three-year $14.75 deal as they actually have a future.