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I do not drink water because fish Phuck in it

W. C. Fields

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It's not the size of the wand that put the rabbit in the hat, it's the magic in it!!!

when in doubt punt

John Heisman

Who said THIS !!!



“If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, "Women and Ch*ldren first!" how much feminist opposition do you think you'd get? . . . Women want to fight men for equal pay, but how often do they fight a man for the check? . . . And any man who questions a woman's physical capabilities gets branded a sexist -- but who do they call when there's a spider to be killed? Convenient feminism -- crackpot theory or dangerous lunacy?”

Bill Maher

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

gotta be the Blues Brothers.

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

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here's something in a similar vein, challenge wise

Today is Boxing Day.

Who and what is the history of this holiday a celebration of?

hint - who said this?

But his deeds I think you know better than I could tell you; for, as is read in his Passion, no one doubts that, rising every night from his noble bed, with bare feet and only one chamberlain, he went around to God’s churches and gave alms generously to widows, orphans, those in prison and afflicted by every difficulty, so much so that he was considered, not a prince, but the father of all the wretched.

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

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Who in the modern era gave this speech?

"And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger."

Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests."

Disclaimer: I am not religious and have no opinion on the content but since this is the holiday season I thought I would include it.

The Christmas story

Editor’s note: The following is taken from the book of Luke, chapter 2 of the New International Version of the Bible.



or




The Glory of Christmas

from R.C. Sproul

"To keep someone down in the mud, you have to be in the mud with them"

Who said


NYG

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Damm that water is cold!!!
And deep too!!!

for witlings quote, i can't find shit...i'll guess it's the pope...however, it may be a surprise speaker such as that crazy bastard in iran!


and for NYG, i gotta go with a politician or tiger woods as my best guesses

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

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Linus

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

damn, i just found it!

Linus van Pelt

A Charlie Brown Christmas


way to go PR, you beat me too it!


but where does NYGs mud quote come from?


dirty harry?

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)