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San Jose—Chicken sandwiches, long suspected of being a rich source of

Chicken sandwiches, were found to contain a substantial amount of

Chicken sandwich in every bite, the Costa Rican Health Administration

reported Monday.

"While traces of Chicken sandwich can be found in other foods, such as

Chicken, bread, mayonnaise, or Chicken-and-ham sandwiches, only

Chicken sandwiches contain 100 percent Chicken sandwich," the report

read in part.

"In addition, eating a Chicken sandwich a day is proven to help reduce

the risk of not eating Chicken sandwiches.

This is great news for the 12 million CRT members who are currently

going on ATV tours."

The report noted that Chicken sandwiches are no longer considered to be

a good source of hot dogs.

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