www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Any one want a 55 year old gringa?
You must be a gentleman, have a nice 'package', be financially secure, not be frugal, etc.

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/w4m/1445359128.html

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

I just threw up a little bit.

The guy she is looking for
1) more then likely is running a ad on Craig’s for a 22 year old with big balloons who’s for rent by the a hour, night, week, month, year, or years.
OR
2) hanging out with one or more of her several “EX.’s ” at DR/SL wonder where their fortune went in the divorce

I sent her a reply saying that she exemplifies all the reasons men go for trophy wives. (I left the hooker part out).

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

I, I, I, I, how many did she use? I love it when they take a shitty picture trying to hide the fat legs. When she says a day trip to NY w/ a show and dinner, I figured $1000 which is, at worst, I could fly to SJ, stay 2 nights, and have at least 5 sessions with young latinas. I can't decide.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

She must have dumped the owner of Cardboard Inns, Inc...notice the jacksonville locale....next time someone is heading south on I-95, toss a empty beer can off the bridge over the city dump and rattle the roof of his double-wide....let him know we're thinking of him.

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