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A man walks into the dentist office complaining of a tooth ache.
The dentist looks at his teeth, and finds the one giving him problems and tells the man the tooth has to be pulled.
The man says “OK pull it”.
The dentist asks if he want novocain and the man responds "I never feel pain"
The dentist exclaims “Never”
The man responds “Well twice, so just pull the damn tooth".
The dentist pulls the tooth and the man doesn’t even flinch.
The dentist asks “Just out of curiosity when were the two times you felt pain?”

“The first time was when I was in the woods hunting and had to take a shit. I squatted over and just as I did a bear trap caught me in the balls.”

The dentist asked “What was the second time?”



“When I ran out chain”

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Patriot: Ice Road Trucking through the Bearing Sea to recovery

"The Pain of It All" - Apocalypse Now