So, I go to my brother's house and get waited on hand n foot. Pancakes in the morning (I did complain about the lite syrup, I mean come on), she hands me the remote control (left hand, not my throwing arm, righty
), washes my clothes (I didn't smell Tide, I think it was ALL), and food to go (although he thought he could hide the mashed potatoes, I found them for her). So, I have decided every monger needs a sister-in-law. Just to see the look on my brothers' face when I tell her "No, no, can you just move my glass a little to the left, it might block my vision of the TV" and she does it. 
And here is the kicker. She asks me when am I going to come back. I say, very soon, then look at my brother
. Sucker!!!!
Dean