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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:14 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
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> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
> whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
> answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
> UNTIL you have answered the question!
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
> in an overly complicated way.
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
> refrigerator?
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> Wrong Answer.
> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
> elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
> the repercussions of your previous actions.
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
> just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not
> answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more
> chance to show your true abilities.
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you
> do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
> been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
> This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
> professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
> got several correct answers.

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