allergists voted to scratch it
dermatologists advised not make any rash moves
gastroenterologists had a sort of gut feeling about it
neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve
ObGyns felt they were laboring under a misconception
opthalmologists thought the idea short-sighted
pathologists said "Over my dead body!"
pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
psychiatrists thought the whole idea madness
radiologists could see right through it
surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing
internists thought it a bitter pill to swallow
plastic surgeons say "This puts a new face on the matter"
podiatrists said it was a step forward
urologists were pissed at the entire idea
anesthesiologists considered it a gas
cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no
in the end, the proctologists won out, leaving it all to the a**holes in DC
feel free to add other specialties or to modify these.
_________________ "A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED
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