The other day I was waiting to pass through security at LAX and I watched this young couple say good bye to each other. She was a tall hottie Irish girl on her way back home. A real beauty. They were lip locked right up to the point where he had to let her go since security was checking boarding passes. It was a real drama as they said their teary-eyed farewell. All I could think was that these two need to stay together, get married, make Babi*s, and live happily ever after.
Then, this is what happened. I am not joking. Once the guy left and was out of sight, the Irish girl got out her cell phone, dialed her friend, and said "Yea, I'm dumping all my
boyfriends 
and moving on." Then this English guy standing next to me said in his fine and proper accent "Good actress." The whole crowd was nearly bent over laughing. But I tell ya, you just cannot trust women anymore, if it ever was possible.