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| Author: | Versatile [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Irish Coffee |
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask > his advice in reviving her husband's libido "What about trying > Viagra?' asked the doctor. > Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.' > 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish > Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He > won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to > let me know how things went.' > It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who > directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, > > 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just > terrible, doctor!' > 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor. > 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the > effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a > twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! > With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth > flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and > there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I > tell you, an absolute nightmare! > 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex > your husband provided wasn't good?' > 'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But > sure as I'm sittin here, > > I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!' |
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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:33 am ] |
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Great joke--I've heard variations on this but this was well done. You gonna send a PM to Brother Irish Drifter telling him he needs to amend his tagline to include a non-food 5th ingredient? |
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