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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask
> his advice in reviving her husband's libido "What about trying
> Viagra?' asked the doctor.
> Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
> 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish
> Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He
> won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to
> let me know how things went.'
> It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who
> directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed,
>
> 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just
> terrible, doctor!'
> 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
> 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the
> effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a
> twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
> With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth
> flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and
> there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I
> tell you, an absolute nightmare!
> 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex
> your husband provided wasn't good?'
> 'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But
> sure as I'm sittin here,
>
> I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
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