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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:15 pm 
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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:17 pm 
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Maybe it's being married to an American woman that makes you want to go!!! :shock:

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:34 pm 
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I think its actually a combination of body weight ( americans are by far the fattest humans on the Earth), stress, additives and chemicals in our foods and lack of protective nutrients like antioxidents and omega fats.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:41 pm 
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Haywood Jablommi wrote:
I think its actually a combination of body weight ( americans are by far the fattest humans on the Earth), stress, additives and chemicals in our foods and lack of protective nutrients like antioxidents and omega fats.


Geez! :roll:

It's in the smack talk forum. :shock: it's a joke. :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:29 pm 
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You're right.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:28 pm 
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was Prolijo consulted?

:lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:23 pm 
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Yes, this is smack. But, Hwood spoke a serious truth in his offhand remark. May we all live to monger forever.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:30 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:35 am 
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El Viejo wrote:
May we all live to monger forever.


Yea, like that going to happen.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:43 am 
Irish Drifter wrote:
Haywood Jablommi wrote:
I think its actually a combination of body weight ( americans are by far the fattest humans on the Earth), stress, additives and chemicals in our foods and lack of protective nutrients like antioxidents and omega fats.


Geez! :roll:

It's in the smack talk forum. :shock: it's a joke. :lol:

:D :D even though this was put in the smack talk section, doesn't mean it is smack talk :shock: :shock: this is some very serious stuff here that affects our well-being :D :D maybe Berk2345 can give his expert advice on said topic :P :P


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:15 pm 
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were I am from fat is associated with happiness so Americans are the happiest people in the world. I my eyes and those of my country men.

Super size that order please. Make me happy.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:59 pm 
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Squidface wrote:
:D :D even though this was put in the smack talk section, doesn't mean it is smack talk :shock: :shock: this is some very serious stuff here that affects our well-being :D :D maybe Berk2345 can give his expert advice on said topic :P :P


Good advice SF. Most likely the only way to get you and the rest of "merry band of trolls" to read anything on this board is to post in the Smack Talk forum. :P :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:36 pm 
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Americans are not fat. The rest of the world is grossly underweight.

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