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Farrah dies and goes to Heaven. She meets God at the pearly gates and God says, "Farrah, you have been a gracious person in your lifetime. I will allow you passage into Heaven and will also grant you one wish." Farrah replies, "Thank you, Lord. I can only wish that all of the Ch*ldren in the world will be safe forever." God answers, "It shall be done." 2 hours later, Michael Jackson dies.

What Do MJ And Gary Glitter have in common? One is dead but is being made into toys meaning they are still both a threat to Ch*ldren

What are Ed McMahon, Farrah Faucet, and Micheal jackson expecting for christmas? .............Patrick Swazey.

Michael Jacksons last words were "take me to a Ch**drens hospital"

TMZ reports former pet Bubbles the Chimp was shocked upon hearing the news of his former owner. Bubbles stated "Although I am saddened during this difficult time, I take relief in knowing Michael is finally off my back".

After his heart attack,Michael Jackson woke up, he could see white and a tall man dressed in white robes looking down at him, MJ said " Is that you God, Am I in heaven?". No I'm just an orderly wheeling you through the Ch*ldren's ward!"

I bought a new stereo for my car recently, when i say "soul" it plays soul music, When I say "rock" it plays rock music, When some K*ds ran in front of my car i Shouted "phucking K*ds" and it played michael jackson

God says "Listen, Michael, I feel terrible about having to take you so early. You really were a great entertainer. I'll grant you one wish to make up for it." Michael says "I wish I didn't have to be black in Heaven. It would remind me too much of my father." So Billy Mays appears next to him with a bucket of Oxi-Clean.

Elvis meets micheal at the pearly gates.....are you the guy that married my daughter asks Elvis ? "yes sir" squeaks Micheal--thank god for that says Elvis-I'd heard she'd married a black guy
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