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| Author: | Versatile [ Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Cowboy thoughts |
** Don't squat with your spurs on. ** Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none. ** Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. ** The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. ** If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. ** If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't. ** It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. ** The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. ** Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. ** If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. ** Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. ** Always drink upstream from the herd. ** Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'. ** Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions. ** If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya. ** Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. ** When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. ** When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. ** Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. ** Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was. ** The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket. ** Never miss a good chance to shut up. __________________ |
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