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 Post subject: A the Welfare Office
PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:29 am 
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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said,

"Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his 2009 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of
your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in
her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft
type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the
garage,
will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well, you started it."


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:41 pm 
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Location: NFM--Geezers, cowpokes and the working poor--yeeha!
There was a rich harvest on the Craigslist Jokes section this week, wasn't there?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:35 pm 
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JazzboCR wrote:
There was a rich harvest on the Craigslist Jokes section this week, wasn't there?


irrc none came from craigslist


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