Two little K*ds are in a
> hospital, lying
> on stretchers next to each other
>
> outside the operating
> room.
>
> The first K*D leans over and asks, 'What are you in
> here for?'
>
> The second K*D says, 'I'm in here to get my
> tonsils out and I'm a
>
> little nervous.'
>
> The first K*D says,
> 'You've got nothing to worry about.
> I had that done
>
> when I
> was four. They put you to sleep, and when
> you wake up they give
> you lots
>
> of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze.'
>
> The
> second K*D then asks, 'What are you
> here for?'
>
> The first K*D
> says, 'A circumcision.'
>
> 'Whoa!' the second K*D replies. 'Good
> luck buddy. I had that done
>
> when I was born. Couldn't walk
> for a
> year.
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