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Author:  Californicationdude [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
OK, I found this on another site, but it made me laugh.



: Democrat, Republican, or a Southerner?





Could not describe it any better.














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SCROLL DOWN???..













Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small Ch*ldren.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 caliber Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN






















Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the K*ds?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my Ch*ldren?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'

Wife: 'You're not takin' that to the Taxidermist
Author:  El Viejo [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:44 pm ]
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One laughing Southern boy here :lol:
Author:  Pacifica55 [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:07 pm ]
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Oh, I get it, Dems are too stoopid to defend themselves when faced with certain death. Ha.....ha, ha.

Extremely well armed and slightly psychotic Democrat!
Author:  Californicationdude [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:16 pm ]
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here's another one

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Excellent trade, sir." :lol:
Author:  JazzboCR [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:18 am ]
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...So much for "No Political Stuff" on the Board. No, I'm not otherwise going to respond.
Author:  Californicationdude [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:25 am ]
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c'mon guys, its just jokes about stereotypes

but i'll cut it out. just one more.


OK, here is a joke on how dumb Sarah Palin is.


Sarah thinks 'Soy Milk' is spanish for "I am milk".
Author:  Boudmon [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:24 pm ]
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CFD, I think those are funny as Sh*t :D and Oh so true. :D
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