I know we are not supposed to talk politics on the board, but does Smack talk count...
U.S. PHYSICIANS OPINION of FINACIAL BAILOUT PACKAGE
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt that they were all laboring under a misconception
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh
Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrist thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the
scheme would not hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought it was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't
have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
a_ _ holes in Washington , DC.
