www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I am offering Free really, really, really small napkins in a tie-in promotion with Oprah's Free KFC chicken and El Ciego's Free pu*sy giveaway.

These really, really, really small napkins were obtained from a yard sale (actually a trailer park sale) in 'The Pits of Jax" and are in excellent condition albeit some have curious stains.

Look soon for a link on this website directing you to the coupon where you can then print it off on your printer.

Also, enter your name, email, social security number, mother's maiden name and your address to win extra prizes such as Free Shoeshines, Free Tours of Morozan Park and Free Stolen Cameras.

Act Now!

ps - I am open for suggestions for other Free Giveaway offers.

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