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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:55 am ] |
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(1) The roundest Knight at King Arthur's Roundtable was Sir Cumference. He got that big by eating too much pi (2) I thought I saw an Alaskan eye doctor on an island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian (3) A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an alegbra class. It was a weapon of math disruption (4) A butcher backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work (5) No matter how much you push the envelope, it's still stationery (6) A grenade thrown into a French kitchen results in linoleum blown apart (7) 2 silk worms had a race, They ended up in a tie (8) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana (9) Atheism is a non-prophet organization (10) 2 hats were hanging on a hat rack, One said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head," (11) I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger, Then it hit me. (12) When cannibals ate the missionary, they got a taste of religion (13) A chicken crossing the road is an example of poultry in motion (14) A short fortune-teller who escaped from jail was a small medium at large (15) A man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran (16) A backward poet writes inverse (17) In democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes <<< and finally >>> (18) Don't join dangerous cults; practice safe sects |
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| Author: | El Viejo [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:24 am ] |
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These are really cute. But, I also had the thought that if English was not your first language then these snippits would go right over your head. |
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| Author: | Nhhank [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:35 am ] |
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If every dog has its day,does a dog with no tail have a week end? |
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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:35 pm ] |
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I agree completely with Brother El Viejo, but that's the other reason I posted them: enjoyment for those who enjoy the wordplay and schooling for those that wish to tune-up their idiomatic English. No offense meant to anyone. It shows what a complex, marvellous and sometimes baffling language English is. |
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| Author: | Nhhank [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | have fun with this |
This is for the ones that do not understand ingles Google chistes de pepito Also works for learning Spanish |
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