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Things to ponder;
The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
Ch*ldren in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause Ch*ldren
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, whern you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?"
The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?
The Internet... where women are men and 12 year old boys are FBI agents.
So a baby seal walks into a club..
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
He who laughs last probably does not get the joke.
Being dyslexic has drawbacks.I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Dyslexics Of The World Untie!
Flatulence : An emergency vehicle that transports patients to the hospital after being squashed by a steamroller.
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