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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET :


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.


2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.


3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.


4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'



INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!


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LMAO! That was good!

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But is it going to do the trick in Costa Rica?

Call me thin-skinned if you will but if your dogs "messed up the mailman real bad" you wouldn't be at the ammo store, you'd be in Federal custody and your dogs, destroyed. Dogs injure way too many lettercarriers every year for me to think this is funny...and I've never been one; it's just that they are fellow Posties.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED