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Author: | Versatile [ Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Blind man and the blondes |
blind man and his seeing-eye dog enter a bar and make their way to the middle of the bar. After ordering a drink the blind guy says to the bartender, “You like to hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes so quite you could hear a pin drop. In a low voice, the woman sitting next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know some facts, the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' 2†tall, 210 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. Also, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a female boxer. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it for a minute, Dude. You still want to tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times |
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