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Author:  Irish Drifter [ Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:14 pm ]
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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'



While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.



Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.



The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son....



'Go get your mother.'

Author:  Phoenix Rising [ Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:23 pm ]
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heh heh heh heh .....gracias for the laugh old timer :lol:

Author:  BrownCow [ Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:27 pm ]
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that's great... I haven't laughed this hard in a while!

thanks ID.

Author:  LocoHombre [ Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:24 am ]
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:? :? i wonder how long the blonde was up in the room :? :? was she a colombian :? :?

Author:  BrownCow [ Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:29 am ]
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Squidface wrote:
:? :? i wonder how long the blonde was up in the room :? :? was she a colombian :? :?

If it was the HDR about 15 min. If it was another hotel, probably about 35...

Author:  Flyboy [ Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:22 am ]
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I'd like to send my ex into that elevator.

Author:  BrownCow [ Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:32 am ]
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Flyboy wrote:
I'd like to send my ex into that elevator.


Unless it changed her attitude, the only elevator I want to send my ex into is one that doesn't come back...

Author:  LionKing [ Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:34 pm ]
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Flyboy wrote:
I'd like to send my ex into that elevator.
Ya, mind too straight down to HELL.

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