Why did I immediately picture Phoenix Rising..
Passed it on to a mi hermano Archieleach and his reaction was....It must be Mucho Gusto
CLASSIC..................
A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an
Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Italian from New York fumed, 'What's with those jerks?
We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!'
The Indian doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor
golf!'
The Chinese businessman called out, 'Move it, time is money!'
The Catholic priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Excuse me, sir!' said the priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters.
They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight.'
The Indian doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them.'
The Chinese businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire
fighters union in honor of these brave souls!'
The Italian from New York said, "Why the Phuck can't they play at night?"
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