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| Author: | Jdd [ Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Biker |
This is an old one, but funny... A man was riding his Harley along a beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.†The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.†The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could help mankind.†The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.†The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four?†|
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