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Author:  Jdd [ Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Crusty Old Biker

A crusty old biker on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $500.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?
''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".
The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger.

Author:  JazzboCR [ Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:58 pm ]
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W-e-e-e-l-l-l, Brother Jdd, if this biker was like the few I've known, he'd ask her to wipe her hands on the burger patty.

Author:  Jdd [ Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:52 pm ]
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Good point! :)

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