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Author: | Jdd [ Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Crusty Old Biker |
A crusty old biker on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND JOB: $500.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?' 'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? ''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am". The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger. |
Author: | JazzboCR [ Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:58 pm ] |
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W-e-e-e-l-l-l, Brother Jdd, if this biker was like the few I've known, he'd ask her to wipe her hands on the burger patty. |
Author: | Jdd [ Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:52 pm ] |
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Good point! ![]() |
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