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Nhhank
 Post subject: Ask Dr Howard
PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:59 pm 
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Having been a member for five months and read a lot of everything
I am now the self procaimed expert on anything to do with Cosa Rica(that means rich coast :) ) not bad Hell I might as well throw in Tialand, Columbia,Rio lets not forget my favorite party town Mosscow :oops:
Ask away I will give you the low down that I have learnd from being in SJ for 100 days of my life and the first hundred post get a free reading from Miss Cleo(from levenworth)
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My chica did not show up you got lucky bro unless she said you were the first
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Can you recommend a chica for a prostate massage? She should be gentle it's my first time. :D

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Go to the Key Largo at closing time that is where all first time girls go
Its a bit dark in there so they feel they can just sneak home it they do not hook up with a stud like you
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Sorry Paco I had you mixed up with another caller Prostate hmmm?
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Nhhank wrote:
Having been a member for five months and read a lot of everything
I am now the self procaimed expert on anything to do with Cosa Rica(that means rich coast :) ) not bad Hell I might as well throw in Tialand, Columbia,Rio lets not forget my favorite party town Mosscow :oops:
Ask away I will give you the low down that I have learnd from being in SJ for 100 days of my life and the first hundred post get a free reading from Miss Cleo(from levenworth)
I need some humor
sample question
My chica did not show up you got lucky bro unless she said you were the first


Dear Self Proclaimed Expert:

Is it true that after 100 days in Cosa (sic) Rica, one loses the ability to spell and to express one's self in English? Are prodigious amounts of alcohol also required? Thanks in advance. :wink:

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Damn it Ciaociao I am a Doctor not an English Proffesser. Every try and read on of those perscriptions we hand out?

Prodigious amounts? I am going out on a limb and assume that means a lot. Booze is good. Lots of booze is better it helps with selection negotiating, and above all peformance. Drink away, Vodka doubles ones awareness (recent study from the Akron Ohio tractor trailer driving school)

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Dear Dr. Howard,

This guy named PacoLoco keeps sending me gay porn. Yet he swears he's not gay. Is it normal for a straight man to have such a large collection of gay porn?

Thanks in advance.

PS - Love the drinking advice.

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Another board member wants me to suck on his dog's ass...

what the Phuck is up with that?

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Spanky
This topic is not in my area of study
Perhaps Paco joined Blue Boy on line by mistake and downloaded the gay porn to send to you as a joke and needed alot of it to keep ribbing you?

How do you know it is gay porn? You must have watched it!!!

I think both of you have a screw loose maybe two. Some Doctors call it a genetic disorder. I do not by into that hogwash!
Both of you should seek out a specialist.
Try Dr. Bruce his office is in the same building as the Garden of Eden In Key West FL. Can not miss it it is in the rear
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Dirty dog
I hope your friends perro is not like your handle
What kind of dog is it???
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Dirty dog
I hope your friends perro is not like your handle
What kind of dog is it???

:D :D :D dachsund :D :D :D long hair :D :D and a short hair :D
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This is no place for a troll.Now be a good boy climb back under the brigde,take two rufies and do not call me in the morning
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:cry: :cry: :cry: my friend Florida doesn't post anymore :? :? do you think it is the board or me :? :? :?
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:cry: :cry: :cry: my friend Florida doesn't post anymore :? :? do you think it is the board or me :? :? :?


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:cry: :cry: :cry: my friend Florida doesn't post anymore :? :? do you think it is the board or me :? :? :?


You.

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