Wasn't this called.. "When Puerto Ricans speak English" in the past?
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| Author: | El Ciego [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:44 am ] |
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> 1.. *Cheese* > The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a > sentence.? Pepito? replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly. > 2. *Mushroom* > When all my family get in the car, there's not > mushroom. > 3. *Shoulder* > My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know > how to read so I, shoulder. > 4. * Texas * > My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering > where I'm at! > 5. *Herpes* > Me and my fren ordered pizza.? I got mine piece and she got > herpes. > 6. *July* > Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!? > Julyer! > 7. *Rectum* > I had 2 cars but my wife rectum! > 8. *Chicken* > I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go > herself. > 9. *Wheelchair* We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry > wheelchair > 10. *Chicken* *wing* > My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. > 11. *Harassment* > My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her > honey? harassment nothing to me. > 12. *Bishop* > My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop. > 13. *Body wash* I want to go to the club but no body wash my K*ds. > 14. *Budweiser* > That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so > ugly? |
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| Author: | Orange [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:00 am ] |
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Wasn't this called.. "When Puerto Ricans speak English" in the past?
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| Author: | El Ciego [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:36 am ] |
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Orange wrote: Wasn't this called.. "When Puerto Ricans speak English" in the past?
Yeah Orange, you got me. I'm sure that this is old, recycled material. In fact, it originally came out as: "When graduates of Syracuse University speak English."  
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| Author: | Mucho Gusto [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:38 am ] |
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El Ciego wrote: In fact, it originally came out as:
"When graduates of Syracuse University speak English." Ouch !!!! 
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| Author: | Tstef527 [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:29 am ] |
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Easy on the Syracuse grads...their football team is SO lousy, it affects most everything else they do.
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| Author: | Orange [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:58 am ] |
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El Ciego wrote: "When graduates of Syracuse University speak English."
Low blow. Do you want to compare brain pans?
I already gots me an MBA, thinkin about doctorate next fall to increase my street cred and my student loan balance.... u? That would be my second doctorate, I'm already a HDR doctor (according to this forum, but in reality I don't know shit  )
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| Author: | Orange [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:02 pm ] |
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Tstef527 wrote: Easy on the Syracuse grads...their football team is SO lousy, it affects most everything else they do.
Thanks for the breaking news.
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| Author: | BrownCow [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:14 pm ] |
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Orange wrote: El Ciego wrote: "When graduates of Syracuse University speak English." Low blow. Do you want to compare brain pans? I already gots me an MBA, thinkin about doctorate next fall to increase my street cred and my student loan balance.... u? That would be my second doctorate, I'm already a HDR doctor (according to this forum, but in reality I don't know shit )oh shit, now he's getting feisty... |
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| Author: | LocoHombre [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:19 pm ] |
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Orange wrote: Tstef527 wrote: Easy on the Syracuse grads...their football team is SO lousy, it affects most everything else they do. Thanks for the breaking news.  should have never let pasqualoni go
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| Author: | Orange [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:22 pm ] |
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Squidface wrote: Orange wrote: Tstef527 wrote: Easy on the Syracuse grads...their football team is SO lousy, it affects most everything else they do. Thanks for the breaking news. should have never let pasqualoni go 100% correct about that. All the alumni who ran him out are sorry now. |
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| Author: | J0sie [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:34 pm ] |
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To bring the thread back online. This morning one of my favoritas sends me this following message. We always write to each other in Spanish but she is trying to learn some English. I figure it will be easier to send those RFM’s to the gringos. Message: pliss you callmy only one moment |
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| Author: | Orange [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:18 pm ] |
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What annoys me a little is when my Tica pronounces English words that begin with the letter "s" as "es" since the letter in Spanish is prounced "ese". For example, "estreet" "estanding" "eslippers" 
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| Author: | El Ciego [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:47 pm ] |
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Yeah Orange...that's estupid.
But then again... think how funny our Spanish sounds to them. 
Brain pans: You probably win. I'll settle for being better hung, better looking, more talented and yes, more humble.
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| Author: | Californicationdude [ Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:26 pm ] |
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***Circus*** Tico Waiter "I tell the gringo he can only have ONE napkin, but the Sir Cuss." |
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| Author: | Irish Drifter [ Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:24 pm ] |
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Californicationdude wrote: ***Circus***
Tico Waiter "I tell the gringo he can only have ONE napkin, but the Sir Cuss." That is funny. Good one.
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