-Bill at SL asks you how business is and really means it because he is counting on you for an early retirement.
-You've met every other PhD in mongering on CRT (except for Jazzbo (who I don't know if anyone has ever met))
Ciaociao
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| Author: | Nhhank [ Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:53 pm ] |
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You may have been going to Costa Rica to long if You do a lap at the DR just to take a piss on your way to a MP |
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| Author: | Rascal [ Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: you may have going to Costa Rica to long if |
Nhhank wrote: You may have been going to Costa Rica to long if
You do a lap at the DR just to take a piss on your way to a MP You do a lap at the DR, piss...go to NY Bar drink a beer and take a V, lap the DR - piss...then go to Relax. |
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| Author: | Phoenix Rising [ Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:01 pm ] |
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3. You've been to the HDR so much that you can understand the chicas talking about you in Spanish and you are not surprised at their contempt for you 4. The best part of your mongering trip is taking a 40 min bus ride out of the gulch just to eat pork chops at an obscure restaurant 5. You go to a CRT Sportsman Lodge function and just about all your best friends are there 6. The street people know you by your first name and greet you as they pass the NY Bar |
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| Author: | BrownCow [ Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:26 am ] |
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you know the locations and hours of more MP's than the cab drivers, and have to tell them what streets to take to get there... AND know the cut their supposed to get from the establishment. (El S, and PR excluded) the girls at several MP's know more about your K*ds than your co-workers do. the bouncers at Pantera Rosa don't even ask you to show your CRT card anymore. The staff at Hotel Amistad knows what you want for breakfast, and has it waiting for you in time for you to make your 9am daily call at NF You can give the tour at most of the MP's in SJO The bartenders at SL have your drink ready before you walk into the bar The departure tax people don't ask for your passport because they remember you from the last 10 trips this year The night waitress at Chelles knows you by name You can leave an open tab at several restaurants, bars, cabs, and they're ok with it, b/c they know you'll be back and will pay up... |
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| Author: | Ciaociao32001 [ Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:40 am ] |
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duplicate-oops |
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| Author: | Ciaociao32001 [ Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:43 am ] |
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-Bill at SL asks you how business is and really means it because he is counting on you for an early retirement.
-You've met every other PhD in mongering on CRT (except for Jazzbo (who I don't know if anyone has ever met)) Ciaociao |
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| Author: | EsposoDeBarbie [ Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: you may have been going to Costa Rica to long if |
Nhhank wrote: You may have been going to Costa Rica to long if
You do a lap at the DR just to take a piss on your way to a MP Nhhank, You were very, very close on this one. I believe it should read, You KNOW that you have been coming to Costa Rica too long if you do 1 lap at the DR, split asap, and take a piss somewhere on the streets of San Jose on your way to a MP 
Pura Vida Edb |
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| Author: | BrownCow [ Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: you may have been going to Costa Rica to long if |
EsposoDeBarbie wrote: Nhhank wrote: You may have been going to Costa Rica to long if You do a lap at the DR just to take a piss on your way to a MP Nhhank, You were very, very close on this one. I believe it should read, You KNOW that you have been coming to Costa Rica too long if you do 1 lap at the DR, split asap, and take a piss somewhere on the streets of San Jose on your way to a MP Pura Vida Edb EEEWWWWWwwwww |
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| Author: | Bktuna [ Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:53 pm ] |
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At 7pm on a Thursday at the SL, there are 40 girls and you are more concerned that they are blocking the Golden Tee Machine 
You stop in HLH and realize that you have been with over 50% of the available girls You stopped counting your KL take homes at 167 
It does not seem weird to call other grown men by their silly CRT names in public and discuss sexual activities with them that you would not discuss with lifelong friends back home You go to a regular club in San Jose and can not understand why every girl in the place is not smiling at you, so you immediately leave and go to the KL. BKTUNA I am never going home |
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| Author: | Phoenix Rising [ Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:13 pm ] |
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You see eco-tourists struggling with maps and go and help them find their destination You don't have to give your address to the taxi company you regularly use because they recognize you by your gringo accented Spanish You have colones coins in your coin-cup in your car in the States. |
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| Author: | El Viejo [ Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:40 pm ] |
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Hank, You have me pegged, but, I need help with my prostate.
Phoenix, I'd also visit CR just for the porkchops and to see old friends. |
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