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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:20 pm 
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Its the new me! :mrgreen: Of course I am sitting at the bar at 10 in the morning dying for a beer but have a massage scheduled at 11 and the person giving me the massage would kick my ass if I showed up drunk. She has done it before so I know these things. :D


Wow... flying all the way down to CR and still allowing women to push you around... :roll: :roll: :roll:

Reach into your skivvvies... remember your gender...and have a FUCKEN BEER already ! :roll: :roll: :!:

Too late... The masseuse already grabbed him. I can hear him groaning from the SL bar... :D

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:46 pm 
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For Spanky CR still sucks, it his novia there that has his juevos!!!!! :roll: :lol:

Tell her I said hello amigo...................

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:50 pm 
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Spanky is sober and Nhhank wearing a clean shirt, :shock: wtf is going on down there?


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 1:14 pm 
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sorry but neither of those statements is true. oh wait hank was wearing his mr. bubble shirt.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:44 pm 
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LaDiablo wrote:
sorry but neither of those statements is true. oh wait hank was wearing his mr. bubble shirt.


Hank rocked the Mr. Bubble.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:36 am 
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Spanky wrote:
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sorry but neither of those statements is true. oh wait hank was wearing his mr. bubble shirt.


Hank rocked the Mr. Bubble.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmUnqrZI ... re=related

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:53 pm 
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*****ANNOUNCEMENT CR SUCKS CLUB members*****

The official Costa Rica SUCKS Club conference will be held in San Jose CR Dec 10-13

Phoenix Rising, member emeritus presiding

This year's theme... DOES COSTA RICA STILL SUCK?

Activities will include:

HDR nostalgia tour... including... Haggling over cien, fondling the muffin tops of the fat chics, fun pretending that you don't speak spanish, waiting for the bartenders to bring you your change, getting ripped off at the rummy tables, shooting the shit with the chapolitos by the door when they ask for one coin, being stalked by a certain nica

getting my groove on at new tico discos that used to be Key Largo and the New York Bar

Sessioning at HLH and NOT TIPPING

Avoiding falling into the cavernous holes in the San Jose streets

A BJ from Jenny at Relax

BangBang57 MP tour

eating fried shrimp at the SL while watchin the Heat beat up on the Hawks and the Warriors

a Thai massage from a beautiful creature

Imperial instead of Aquila

Centenario instead of Ron Medellin

Comida tipico instead of comida corriente

and other various diversions that cannot be had in medellin

wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

ALL MEMBERS and non members invited!

PR

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:07 am 
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too funny PR. can we profess our love for each other one more time? maybe over vente anos centenario? too bad you can't manage a few days early for the bubble spectacular.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:50 pm 
Drinking Tico guaro instead of Aguardiente!


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:58 am 
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Drinking Tico guaro instead of Aguardiente!


Lol i forgot about Cachique... vile stuff!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:23 pm 
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Don't forget to add these excursions to the agenda:

- Get propositioned by trannies

- Have a 3-some with a lesbian couple (not nearly as fun as it sounds...I prefer chicks who like dicks)

- Phuck a girl while she watches the clock as if its the countdown timer for a bomb strapped to your junk

- Hawaiian Shirt Day! Oh wait that's everyday in the Gulch.

- Get asked by random chicas to buy them drinks

- Get a handjob and ass massage from 20 chicas as you walk from one end of the BM bar to the other

- Wake up every morning with a back-breaking BBBJ from a former beauty queen (Miss Latina Canada)

Just a few suggestions. :-)


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:54 pm 
I 'll be there in 6 months max .

Job schedule of this corporate slave sucks .


CR ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!! Those who say CR sucks can burn in hell !!

Long live Ticas. You are true godesses blessing mortal gringos !

OP sucks ass for starting this thread :evil:


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:08 pm 
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Guess that means Floriduhhh won't be attending :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:41 am 
The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don't know anything about.
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Floridadonor2011 wrote:
I 'll be there in 6 months max .

CR ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!! Those who say CR sucks can burn in hell !!

Long live Ticas. You are true godesses blessing mortal gringos !

OP sucks ass for starting this thread :evil:


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:19 am 
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Estebanh wrote:
The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don't know anything about.
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Floridadonor2011 wrote:
I 'll be there in 6 months max .

CR ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!! Those who say CR sucks can burn in hell !!

Long live Ticas. You are true godesses blessing mortal gringos !

OP sucks ass for starting this thread :evil:


I hope more guys on here feel that way. :wink:


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