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VinceThePrince
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:50 am 
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CR is wonderful...for so many things, just no so great for mongering in comparison to other places I've been.

If you speak Spanish (or Portuguese), go South young man.

And if you don't, and you love Latinas, what the hell are you waiting for? :-)


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Phoenix Rising
PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:39 pm 
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LAdiablo wrote:
too bad you can't manage a few days early for the bubble spectacular.


Yes it is too bad can't make the Bubblefest ....BUT! The SUCKS club is arranging a BOBO FEST!

The BOBO FEST will include:

Paying Cien without question

Taking working girls shopping at San Pedro Mall for Christmas gifts

Legal workshop on how to put your personal property in your chica's name.

Learning how to deal when you find out your novia is working behind your back

FIELD TRIP: Visit to Western Union to show you how it works: OPTIONAL.. sign up your chica for the WU GOLD CARD

Seminar on sensitivity training and understanding why your chica needs money...

A. Baby sick
B. Grandpa died needs money for funeral
C. Rent due
D. Doesn't want to return to the Rey
E. Grandma needs heart operation
F. Dog needs heart operation
G. No water no light
H. Birth control pills
I. Tico boyfriend in jail


OPTIONAL... learn to send money directly to Tico boyfriend


and!..........

SPECIAL GUEST SPEAKER.................... R O L L T I D E !!!

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

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Estebanh wrote:
The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don't know anything about.
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Floridadonor2011 wrote:
I 'll be there in 6 months max .

CR ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!! Those who say CR sucks can burn in hell !!

Long live Ticas. You are true godesses blessing mortal gringos !

OP sucks ass for starting this thread :evil:


I hope more guys on here feel that way. :wink:



Flacodouchebag2012! Welcome to the club! :lol: :P :lol: :P

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PacoLoco
PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:00 pm 
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Will Spanky be flying in from Pattaya? :lol:

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Jmacaula
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:43 am 
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Whats our membership up to?
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PacoLoco
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:50 am 
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*****ANNOUNCEMENT CR SUCKS CLUB members*****

The official Costa Rica SUCKS Club conference will be held in San Jose CR Dec 10-13

Phoenix Rising, member emeritus presiding

This year's theme... DOES COSTA RICA STILL SUCK?

Activities will include:

HDR nostalgia tour... including... Haggling over cien, fondling the muffin tops of the fat chics, fun pretending that you don't speak spanish, waiting for the bartenders to bring you your change, getting ripped off at the rummy tables, shooting the shit with the chapolitos by the door when they ask for one coin, being stalked by a certain nica

getting my groove on at new tico discos that used to be Key Largo and the New York Bar

Sessioning at HLH and NOT TIPPING

Avoiding falling into the cavernous holes in the San Jose streets

A BJ from Jenny at Relax

BangBang57 MP tour

eating fried shrimp at the SL while watchin the Heat beat up on the Hawks and the Warriors

a Thai massage from a beautiful creature

Imperial instead of Aquila

Centenario instead of Ron Medellin

Comida tipico instead of comida corriente

and other various diversions that cannot be had in medellin

wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

ALL MEMBERS and non members invited!

PR


Well how was the muffin top fiesta, any sign of Nhhank? :?
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Phoenix Rising
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:55 pm 
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PacoLoco wrote:
Phoenix Rising wrote:
*****ANNOUNCEMENT CR SUCKS CLUB members*****

The official Costa Rica SUCKS Club conference will be held in San Jose CR Dec 10-13

Phoenix Rising, member emeritus presiding

This year's theme... DOES COSTA RICA STILL SUCK?

Activities will include:

HDR nostalgia tour... including... Haggling over cien, fondling the muffin tops of the fat chics, fun pretending that you don't speak spanish, waiting for the bartenders to bring you your change, getting ripped off at the rummy tables, shooting the shit with the chapolitos by the door when they ask for one coin, being stalked by a certain nica

getting my groove on at new tico discos that used to be Key Largo and the New York Bar

Sessioning at HLH and NOT TIPPING

Avoiding falling into the cavernous holes in the San Jose streets

A BJ from Jenny at Relax

BangBang57 MP tour

eating fried shrimp at the SL while watchin the Heat beat up on the Hawks and the Warriors

a Thai massage from a beautiful creature

Imperial instead of Aquila

Centenario instead of Ron Medellin

Comida tipico instead of comida corriente

and other various diversions that cannot be had in medellin

wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

ALL MEMBERS and non members invited!

PR




Well how was the muffin top fiesta, any sign of Nhhank? :?


Nhhank cockblocked me with Sandra :shock: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:11 am 
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Sounds like you are having a blast, PR. You can tell us how great the gulch was on your next trip to Medellin. :wink:
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LAdiablo
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:28 am 
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Phoenix Rising wrote:
PacoLoco wrote:
Phoenix Rising wrote:
*****ANNOUNCEMENT CR SUCKS CLUB members*****

The official Costa Rica SUCKS Club conference will be held in San Jose CR Dec 10-13

Phoenix Rising, member emeritus presiding

This year's theme... DOES COSTA RICA STILL SUCK?

Activities will include:

HDR nostalgia tour... including... Haggling over cien, fondling the muffin tops of the fat chics, fun pretending that you don't speak spanish, waiting for the bartenders to bring you your change, getting ripped off at the rummy tables, shooting the shit with the chapolitos by the door when they ask for one coin, being stalked by a certain nica

getting my groove on at new tico discos that used to be Key Largo and the New York Bar

Sessioning at HLH and NOT TIPPING

Avoiding falling into the cavernous holes in the San Jose streets

A BJ from Jenny at Relax

BangBang57 MP tour

eating fried shrimp at the SL while watchin the Heat beat up on the Hawks and the Warriors

a Thai massage from a beautiful creature

Imperial instead of Aquila

Centenario instead of Ron Medellin

Comida tipico instead of comida corriente

and other various diversions that cannot be had in medellin

wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

ALL MEMBERS and non members invited!

PR




Well how was the muffin top fiesta, any sign of Nhhank? :?


Nhhank cockblocked me with Sandra :shock: :lol:

and the last i saw you it was a hard left turn to the rey, your sneakers were grippin :evil:

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LAdiablo
PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:01 pm 
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how many times can a sucks club member visit in a year before he is kicked off the board?

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59Vette
PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:07 am 
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Can you be a member of the Costa Rica Sucks Club if it sucks on alternate visits. I have had good times and bad times. :lol: Done Inn Sucks ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Estebanh
PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:05 am 
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Can you be a member of the Costa Rica Sucks Club if it sucks on alternate visits. I have had good times and bad times. :lol: Done Inn Sucks ! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Hey 59vette
I was at the Dunn Inn last week for breakfast. One of the staff members told me that Boyd came in begging for a job..... right before he bolted town. :o :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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LAdiablo
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^ prettty sure thats the SUCKED Costa Rica Club but i can see how the two might be easily confused
i hear some of the founding members are still having planes diverted to CR from Medellin and Thailand though. thats all i can figure anyway. :lol:

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Perro Sucio
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:37 pm 
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Where can i get an application? :shock: :lol: :P
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MrLimpy
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:05 pm 
I can do CR without a wingman!

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Perro Sucio wrote:
Where can i get an application? :shock: :lol: :P
No fleabags allowed :!: :evil:

You can however join "The New CRT SUCKS Club" :lol: meeting at Nhhanks house every Wed. night after bible study :D :shock: :P bring some chica pics for Mucho Gusto :P
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Spanky
PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:54 pm 
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Wow I pop in to see how the CRT Sucks Chapter is holding up since I have resigned as Chairman of the Costa Rica Sucks Club and moved into my retirement of Immediate Past Chair. It's good to know that the spirit is still alive.

PS - Mucho Gusto where were you when Puchos burned down? Inquiring and law enforcement minds would like to know because of unsubstantiated rumors of a lovers triangle between you, PacoLoco and Latinoheat. Remember, the NSA is watching you! :mrgreen:

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