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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:28 pm 
Masters Degree in Mongering!
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I was reading a financial blog yesterday and this guy was lamenting the fact that he had lost his ass on this bank stock by using margin and he kept buying more as it continued to fall. To make matters worse, on Friday the dreaded margin phone call came from his broker and the worst part was that his wife answered the phone, and then demanded to know what it was all about. He told her and he said she spent "a half hour slamming doors around the house, then she packed her bags and left." He thought she might not be coming back.

One guy replied: "Dude, that wasn't your wife, that was some hooker wearing your ring."

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:16 pm 
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You know the guy that said that was a monger. :D

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:18 am 
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That was my first thought too. :lol:

I have noticed that mongers and the women they date seem to know more about the opposite sex than anyone else. In fact I had a dinner and movie valentines date last night with a proper Christian girl. I think I blew her mind a few times with my relationship sense. :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:27 am 
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Did you have enough "relationship sense" to get her to blow you as well though? That's the real question.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:24 pm 
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Honestly, I don't know if this has happened to you guys but I am finding it more fun to bone the pros these days. Its hard to rattle them, they rarely get offended, and most non pro girls just don't like hearing me say "Spread 'em baby, I'm gonna part you like the Red Sea!"

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