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Author: | Irish Drifter [ Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Executive decision gone awry. |
Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,600 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that f*cking slacker did here?" From across the room came a voice: "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's." |
Author: | Pacifica55 [ Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:44 pm ] |
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"Well, let that be a lesson for him!" (D'OH!) ![]() |
Author: | Numnuttz [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:51 am ] |
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Never judge a book by it's cover, most times anyway ![]() |
Author: | Triple FFF [ Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Executive decision gone awry. |
Irish Drifter wrote: Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,600 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that f*cking slacker did here?" From across the room came a voice: "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's." If you know the right number in MIA you can get a pizza delivery and a BBBJCIM for menos de cien from a 5 to 8 Hut & Minos delivery chica. |
Author: | JazzboCR [ Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:20 am ] |
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Brother Triple FFF-And that number is...? As Steely Dan once said," Ricky, don't lose that number/ You don't want to call nobody else..." Gotta love a group named after a chrome steel dildo... |
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