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| Author: | Jdd [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:14 pm ] |
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And then the fight started… ******** A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's almost perfect..' And then the fight started . . . ******** Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?' And then the fight started… |
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| Author: | Georgee [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:28 pm ] |
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| Author: | Rio4Me4Ever [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:44 pm ] |
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A man handed his wife a roll of toilet paper. What is that for she asked. He said I want you to tear off a piece and wipe it on your breasts every day. Why should I do that she asked. Well you have been wiping your butt for 10 years with it and it doubled in size. And then the fight started. |
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| Author: | Numnuttz [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:28 pm ] |
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| Author: | Pacifica55 [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:35 pm ] |
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A man was doing his wife, doggie. He was nearing the finish line and wanted to add a little spark. So he got a firm one-handed grip on her garter belt and said, "If you could move that ass, you might be half as good as your sister!" Then the fight started... Also known as a "Rodeo phuck"...just hang on for 8 seconds!  
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| Author: | Jdd [ Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:36 pm ] |
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And then the fight started… |
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| Author: | Witling [ Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:51 pm ] |
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A man and his wife were playing golf together. On the 7th hole they're both on in 3. She putts for par but he misses and takes a 5. As he reaches down to get his ball he says, "This looks like your hole". And then the fight started. |
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