Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.
"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty
Years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
The tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.. Length and width, it
Couldn't
Have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the
Floor.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain
Her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came
Over me. On my honor as a nurse , I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell
Me,
What seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
