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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.


"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty
Years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
The tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.. Length and width, it
Couldn't
Have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the
Floor.



Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain
Her composure.


"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came
Over me. On my honor as a nurse , I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell
Me,
What seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Oh Yah
Well it might not be so funny if you were born with one like that

Mag

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Rio4Me4Ever is on a constant quest for premium trim.

Mag at least the rubbers the chicas have fit you
I may not hit bottom but I give the sides a hellva workout
very funny thanks ID

2 winners in a row, Brother ID--keep'm coming.

But that reminds me of the bully in the locker room scoffing at a guy's diminutive size.
"Who you gonna please with that dinky little thing?"
"Me", I calmly replied

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED