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Dear Fellow Constituent:
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> The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations.
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> The Library will include:
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> · The Hurricane Katrina Room which is still under construction.
> · The Alberto Gonzales Room where you won't be able to remember anything.
> · The Texas Air National Guard Room where you don't even have to show up.
> · The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
> · The Guantanamo Bay Room where they don't let you out.
> · ; The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room which no one has been able to find.
> · The National Debt Room which is huge and has no ceiling.
> · The Tax Cut Room with entry only to the wealthy.
> · The Economy Room, w hich is in the toilet.
> · The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
> · The Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
> · The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
> · The Supreme Gift Shop where you can buy an election.
> · The Airport Men's Room where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
> · The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
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> Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments and will also include many famous
> Bush quotes:

> 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'
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> 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
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> 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and Ch*ld.'
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> 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.'
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> 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.'
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> 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
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> 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'
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> 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'
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> 'The future will be better tomorrow.'
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> 'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'
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> 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures"
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> 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.'
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> 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
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> 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
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> 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'...
> George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson
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> PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!
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> Sincerely,
>
> Jack Abramoff
> Co-Chair
> G. W. Bush Library Board of Directors

This post looks political to. That said, I'd probably shoot myself if I ever had the misfortune to become President.

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This Thread is to savor whichever side of the aisle you're on or whatever color your state is.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Politics? Somewhat. (W is still my preferred politico of the choices that were available)

Funny? Definitely.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

it would be most appropriate if it were a book burning center since his presidency was an assault on reason, decency, critical thought, prudence and other virtues gained through being learned and well read.

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I like liquor and whores ... liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna and liquor and whores.

Now THAT'S funny.

Now that IS political.
Why don't you tell us how you really feel.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

I am sure there a village in Texas that is glad to have it's idiot back.

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I believe in moderation in everything except excess.
I phuck 'em just to see the look on their face.
Klatu, berata, nicto.

Gee, I don't know, Brother HJ--let's poll the population of Crawford--and this time include the Chicanos. Withal, history will be the judge, but it ain't lookin' good. Believe me, I have nothing but goodwill towards Texas and Texans-- I lived there and have a brother born there--not one of my favorite brothers but still...

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Loco Mike:

That list on GWB is going to look pale when compared to the list this current socialist president has after his 4 years. And it doesn't even compare to the list of shit on the Clinton years....talk about two misfits in Bill and Hillary.

Problem is, they are all politicians and in my book none are innocent. The founding fathers must be rolling in their graves at the clowns in congress over the last 40 years. I wish we could expel them all and start over again.

The best days of this most admirable country are behind us. Now it's only a matter of time before this nation spirals down to exist no more.

Okay, so I'm a Libertarian.....sue me.

Sad.

YOu make good points Mule dick.
Both parties have royally phucked our country and are two birds of the same feather.
Ron Paul was always my top choice. The only guy who was not owned by the establishment.

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I believe in moderation in everything except excess.
I phuck 'em just to see the look on their face.
Klatu, berata, nicto.

Before Admin1 righteously scolds us all for being political--Brother HJ, aren't you forgetting about Ralph Nader? He got 1% of the vote in NJ this election.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

That is the same percentage that thought he was right about the Corvair.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

He was dead right about the Corvair--and GM finally got it right about a minute before they killed it. Mr. Nader has not to my knowledge asked for bailout money because he couldn't effectively compete. No more on this please--it's an old, dreary road.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Knock this off now My first car was a Corvair and I wish I had still had it! I got my first make out session in a Corvair and the girl's bare foot kicked in the flimsy glove compartment door during that first tentative embrace. That Corvair ruled!!!!

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