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Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the
hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on
his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.


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Nice

Not sure which might have hurt worse; the tatoo or the beat down by Linda.

I hope Larry brought Criminal Domestic Violence charges on Linda, took buku photos of his injuries, and sued the bitch for divorce, battery, and civil pain and suffering including lost wages.

Instead of calling his business Johnson, Larry now calls his junk Benjamin