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After two visits to my new doctor and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him: ''Do you think I'll live to be 80?''

He asked: ''Do you smoke cigars or drink heavily?''

''Oh no,'' I replied. ''I'm not doing drugs, either!''

Then he asked: ''Do you eat steaks and barbecued ribs?''

I said, ''No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!''

He asked: ''Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?''

''No,'' I said

The doctor asked: ''Then, why do you even give a shit?''