19. I wont like your pretentious cat.
Dam!
If it weren't for that Circus could score with her but his cat shit ass would mess it up.
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| Author: | TexasNVegas [ Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:39 pm ] |
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This was taken from todays Craigslist, Women seeking Males (link attached). I left out the first 43 lines because they were all distractions. Notice how far down she put sex and body size. 50 things about me - 29 (SW Jacksonville) 44. I am not looking for a booty call, so don't ask 45. Yes this is w4m, on craiglist, it is a given that I am fat. http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/w4m/974276474.html |
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| Author: | WiltTheStilt [ Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:57 pm ] |
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ha, i have to say that if i were in jacksonville i would probably at least call and bullshit with her, it's a funny ad. |
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| Author: | Irish Drifter [ Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:05 pm ] |
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19. I wont like your pretentious cat. Dam! If it weren't for that Circus could score with her but his cat shit ass would mess it up.
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| Author: | Nhhank [ Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:29 pm ] |
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Just go to Ashly Maddison They toot there horn about having an affair when you are not happy in a relationship I can see why the girls are not happy Hi my name is Upfor fun69 I am 5'2 370lbs and enjoy Mcdonalds |
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| Author: | Spanky [ Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:30 pm ] |
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Nhhank wrote: Hi my name is Upfor fun69 I am 5'2 370lbs and enjoy Mcdonalds
You need to look on the positive here. She is a cheap date man. Value menu and jumbo size it you are getting laid man. |
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| Author: | Skynyrd [ Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:49 pm ] |
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lmao im only an hour from Jax..wonder if she takes visa?? |
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| Author: | Nhhank [ Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:58 pm ] |
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But Spanky I hate McDonalds If only she liked Taco Bell |
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| Author: | Spanky [ Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:10 pm ] |
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Nhhank wrote: But Spanky I hate McDonalds If only she liked Taco Bell
That bitch not thinking of your needs! |
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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:55 am ] |
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The Brothers who like'm big on the "How Big will You Go" thread need to get with this lass--If your idea of a dreamboat is the Battleship New Jersey, she's the one. And hey, she'll leave your Imperial alone AND wants you to watch--such a deal! |
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| Author: | El Viejo [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:29 am ] |
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I wouldn't date her, but her add was creative and genuine. |
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| Author: | Versatile [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:08 pm ] |
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I was at a country bar once and none of the good looking ladies would dance with me because i was a stranger. I just looked around the bar and picked out a gal that looked like a 1955 Pontiac station wagon. When she smiled it looked like part of the grill was missing. |
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