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I am tired of waiting for my esteemed brethren to hook us all up with some up to date info on the State of the Union and Chicas in SJ so will therefore attempt some long distance commentary.

Unofficial word has it that 4 brothers in San Pedro were enjoying culinary delights last PM with their respective ladies.

Archieleach is officially in chica withdrawal and is about to start a support group called Mongers Without Borders to attempt to cope with the problem.

A certain long time lurker here on the board allegedly is getting more than his wallet hijacked lately. The corazon is helpless against the Colombiana assault.

One MP girl is apparently actually horny and is making wild advances towards towards any hardleg within striking distance. (See long time lurker for more information)

Hardcore Colombianas are reportedly quoting $60 US and ACTUAL SERVICE in attempts to snag a John. Sounds like a buyers market but more info is desperately needed. Perhaps a standup brother who is actually there will lay the 411 on those of us stuck in Gringaland.

Energizer Bunny is rumored to have a bun in the oven and hasn't been seen conducting operations at SL nor is she answering emails.

Lupita a popular HLH chica has flown the coop. Where she ends up is anyones guess but stay tuned for more information.

Horndogs are being told yet again that "Karen no longer works here" how long will she be absent this time? No one knows but for Gods Sake please stop buying her wedding rings .... Jesus

EL S went on a 20 hour 4 chica marathon and nearly needed hospitalization. We hope he pulls through.

The SL Halloween party is shaping up to be a veritable who's who in CRT big dog vets. Let us hope it's also a Top Shelf turn out for the Chicas as well. It is shaping up to be one you don't wanna miss.

Word has it that a nameless Nica and long time novia of a certain CRT vet is shooting for a home game with hubby. Self importation now that's a determined chica.

Postcount Pumpup continues with more emoticons than ever. Florida errr Squidface seems to be winning.

Actual news or information from the front lines would be greatly appreciated. You residents throw the guys back home a bone once in a while will ya!!

Next report to follow Trip #6 and will be Titled "How Mojo Got His Groove Back"

Dude, if you're waiting for useful information to be posted by senior members here that actually relates to scoping, finding, obtaining, and nailing chicas I have bad news for you.

While our esteemed brethren (as you so eloquently put it) are indeed mongers of the first rate, and unparalleled amigos to be sure, information providers, assistants, and good old-fashioned kindergarten variety sharers they are not! You see, this is a sewing circle, a coffee shop, a PTA meeting. It's a place where we've all just decided to come and blow smoke up each others asses in one thread and berate each others stupidity in another, but not ever actually provide any useful information to newcomers. That would be beneath us. You see, if we reference anything even remotely useful for new guys that would mean that we can in some way relate to what they might need to know, and that, my friend, is far beneath experienced mongers such as we elder statesmen of the P4P scene. Our rep is on the line. Therefore we must not mention what’s going on in tactical terms, only obscure references to “buyers markets” and the like.

But I do want to address a few things in your post. I would like to take this opportunity to deny any rumors that I am curled up in a fetal position clutching a bottle of lube and a photo of a chica while mumbling incoherently about some unknown deviant act which may or may not have ever occurred, and may or may not have included two girls, a slip and slide, three bananas and a cache of surgical gloves. I am in fact in full control of my emotions and do not weep inconsolably in the dark about returning to the soft and affectionate caress of a certain goddess who shall remain nameless and in possession of several compromising photos of me and me bank account information. And I will in fact be returning to CR soon and this time I’m bringing a new bag of toys, all carefully selected to shock and amaze, but this time hopefully without the cries and pleading from the girls who absconded with all the others as gifts. The sale of batteries in CR that week apparently made the evening news.

As for the other references in your post, I can second all of them but two, and those I’m pretty sure about as well. But the hardcore Columbiana at $60 comment I have to take exception to, for f-all’s sake how the hell would we know when no one down there sees fit to actually post any information except on the migratory habits of the cock-billed swallow.

Mojo here are a few "bones":

That long time lurker would post info about the Colombiana, but he is too busy looking for his corazon.

That same lurker also stated that the "horny virus" seems to be spreading among the MP chicas possibly due to the lack of Gringo type antibotics being available in Costa Rica at this time. In fact he reported finding another chica with a really, really bad case of the "horny virus" today while he was looking for his corazon . Hopefully that will change with the anticipated shipment of a large supply of gringo type antivirus just in time for Halloween.

And, yes, rummors are running rampant here concerning the desperate condition of the hardcore Colombianas . Seems a second virus named " no C*ck; no dinero" is causing great pain and stress among the bolt-on, padded butt population. One can only imagine what affect the Gringo antibiotics will have on this virus once the Colombianas start a daily dosage program when it starts arriving next week. It should be mentioned that a large part of their problem may be due to the stress brought on by the temperary absence of the "DOUBLE NICKLE" antivirus .

The reported rummor concerning the energizer bunny may or may not be true (still awaiting the bunnie's return and confirmation), but it should be noted that from the same source came the statement that a certain, tall, slinder, attractive Nica provider who is reported by many to have outstanding skills, has 3 K*ds, a boyfriend, and a SUV; all of which is without foundation thou I know of several mongers who would be more than willing to be the boy friend.

Lupita (HLH bareback queen) has run away , maybe to prevent or escape a virus attack . AND at the same time, management has instigated an absolute ban on any more wedding or engagement rings being allowed into the HLH--ALL gringos entering the establishment will be strip searched by the very thourgh Pamala and Lorena . The loss of 3 top porn stars in recent months has prompted this desperate action .

OH! I would not be too concerned about El S. It was certainly not his 1st nor, I suspect, will it be his last marathon. He will bounce back. In fact I hear that 4 more chicas are lining up to start his training for the next marathon .

As for the "SELF IMPORTATION" plans being scheduled by the NICA novia of that certain CRT vet; word from the chica's mouth (what is that saying about the chica's mouth moving ) is that everything is proceeding according to plan, and the "happy' couple should be happily reunited in gringo land after the 1st of the year .

Well Mojo, I hope this gives you enough bones to chew on for a while. I will try to throw you some more shortly

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Sounds like you are referring to Florida. I concur. There should be a rule ...for every smack talk post you should provide something of value for the newbies. It's called social responsibility. (Yes I've been exposed to Lib talk shows like Bill Mayer ) Kinda like paying your taxes... we'll all feel alot better about ourselves

To Mojo and BangBang...

What's this? Deco Drive San Jose? Bunch of gossippy gringas you are!!!

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While I am pleased as punch with the rapid replies to my quips, please please for the love of God, get rid of emoticons Tomas. Except of course for the venerable original smiley whose place in our culture as well as Florida's err Squidface's heart it is firmly entrenched.

You forgot one Squidflorida-

Great review MoJo!

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Here come the TROLLS!
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Here come the TROLLS!

Sorry Mojo but your post has been found by the trolls and will now be destroyed by Florida and his band of trolls with references to shaved balls, fluffy, dodgers suck and other nonsense...

Oughta be a law...

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Mojo,

Thx for the post...I'm still LMAO....I'll throw in my dos colones worth:

It may be the rainy season and the mongering scene has slowed for the chicas but IMHO it is the best time I have ever seen in CR. It is extremely close to what I envisioned to be like in my wildest fantasies when I first joined CRT and was planning my virgin voyage.

One chica observation that is common these days and most guys are running into is the "free" dupla. In other words, they all seem to have an amiga (or 2+) who they want to throw into the mix for the same price negotiated with the first. With the slow economy this has grown far past the "warning signs" where they can be setting up a gringo for some type of rip-off. No, many are actually hungry and need the $ badly. With the tougher times they seem to be pulling together much more.

The second observation that seems to be happening more and more over the last few weeks and last night was NO exception is the chica(s) that will stare you down smiling, posturing, and piruetting, their complete "A" game They will approach you and make outlandishly sexy suggestions and are very bold...OK what is the diff you say? This is happening while you are with another chica, She can be sitting on your lap, arms tightly around your neck, kissing you and whispering sweet Latina heat into your ear and they do not care. Watch where you look mi amigos because a nanosecond of eye contact gets you an evening of chicas forming sexual possies and screaming "he's mine, charge!"

It is now official Mojo, there were culinary delights Sunday night with a famous CRT vet, and up-and-coming vet, and yours truly. It was a mixing of the culturas and all went according to plan as the Ticas prepared many small delightful dishes and the Colombiana favorita of mi otro hermano cooked Medellin-style. Una noche mas tranquilo as I was able to mix the drinks and allow Senor Foo Foo una noche to relax with the boys and his sweet little lady. No, photos are not available!

Halloween means fiestas, costumes, fun, and a LOT of chivos. In fact I hear that a certain So Call dude named "D", who was hands-down voted "chivo-of-the-Year" is heading to Thailand with Hogman and friends while a certain brother who river rafts in Crown Royal is headin to the Phillipines. Great news for El S and he is making a strong attempt to fill all voids.

All in all there are tons and tons of very funny, very positive things happening here. For all of you younger mongers and disco dancers, Vertigo's will be having their Grand Re-Opening Oct 24th out in Paseo Colon.

...and all this is happening while the chicas are still crying over their boys: I keep hearing the same ole Latina tune:
Donde esta Cujo?
Cuando Roberto vuelve? (Boudman)
Barry esta aqui otra vec!!!!
Donde esta Cujo?
Cuando sues amigos regressan?
y, LeeLeeLeeLeeLee

Pura Vida

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Dígales que estaré allí en 4 semanas amigo


Cujo

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OK,

With the rosy picture that's being painted for us, can I possibly hope for (and I know I'm dreaming) some of the Top-Shelf Columbiana Cien girls who look at you like you're smoking crack when you ask about BBBJ to start positioning themselves ever so sweetly on their knees and gobbling like it's the last bit of protein on the planet?

Please say yes. I just might be willing to start pulling some of them out of the DR if that happens. Goodbye, 7s, Hello silicone!!

Great review Mojo




Wow who hijacked El S's body this week...



More later after some MUCH NEEDED sleep....

You're not getting any sympathy out of me........going back to the land of soft thighs in which to rest your head in 9 days! Aww, how rough?

I hope your peter falls off.

Archie,

Let me add a few comments about the Colombianas...

First, you know how much I love those C's. They are muy ardiente. We have all read and shared our opinions on them. But the times, they are achangin'

Every month they get a little harder, tired, and older(?) . Every single day in walks a fresh pack of "newbie's", Younger, prettier, fresher, more natural (less siclone), some with and some w/o plenty of tatoos. etc. With the drop in prices combined with an increase in service the reg C' can't compete any longer...or are now working much much harder for it. Sure, they are still hot and get biz, but it is not like them good ole days any longer. Add to the mix that many of the newer C's know that while the others are sleeping in the am they now show up more and more as the breakfast / lunchtime crowd and IMHO (and others) we are now seeing more and more of the so-called, 9 / 10's. OK, like me, I prefer them hot and a little older (23-33). BUT, IMHO the new 19-25 yr old group has many 9's+

una cosa mas...for all of you MP fans, I am now seeing your fav chicas more and more working and playing afterhours with their amigas...Pura Vida

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