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my wife has been acting a little strange recently so i went to see my doctor about her.
i told him i had no idea what the problem was it could be aids or alzheimer's.
no problem he says, this is easy
take her for a drive out to the forest, walk her into the woods a few hundred feet and tell her you forgot something in the car and you'll be right back.
high tail it back to the car get in and race home.
if she finds her way back home, whatever you do don't Phuck the bitch