One day the teacher was teaching her class of city K*ds about Farm Tools. She held up a shovel and asked the class if any one knew what it was, no one did, except for Little Johnny, he said " Teacher thats a shovel ".
So next she held up a rake and asked the class if any one knew what it was, no one did except for Little Johnny, he said " Teacher thats a rake ".
" Very good Little Johnny " said the teacher. Then she held up a hoe and asked the class if any one knew what it was , no one knew not even Little Johnny.
So the teacher told the class " This class is a Hoe "
' IT CAN' T BE ' cried Little Johnny
Yes , this is a hoe said the teacher
" IMPOSSIBLE " said Little Johnny
Why is it impossible for this to be a hoe asked the teacher ?
To which Little Johnny replied. " Both my sisters are Ho's , and they don't look nothing like that !!!
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