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It’s funny how your tastes can change after starting regular trips to CR.

Since I’ve started going and listening to the people wax poetic about CiaoCiao, I’ve had a thirst for fruity little drinks, Phoenix Rising got me to come out of the 70’s Funk closet a little more, ElS actually has me learning Spanish, BB has me drooling to drop $22.50 for a shag in which chicas will do things that are unmentionable in polite society, EdB has me thinking the that notion of having one chica above others isn’t technically defined anywhere as evil, and Mojo had the last laugh by sending me a whole catalog of Reggaeton, to which at first I ridiculed “Dude, that’s SO gay”, and now I like.

Personally I blame the mental images of hot little chicas bouncing around and grinding to Reggaeton to changing my opinions there, but now I find myself with a growing library of Reggaeton songs that I hear and say “Hey, that’s not bad”. And when friends here see it they invariably look at me quizzically and say “Dude, that's SO gay!”

So before I go out and start buying silk Versace shirts, Prada loafers, and wearing sunglasses with rhinestones on them, I think I need a shot of good ole fashioned Americana. Quick, someone find me a blonde in Daisy Dukes to wank off to. I need a good Metallica riff, or a stuck up gringa to tell me she doesn’t go down.

Or maybe I should just go back to visiting my local stable of Thai girls, they keep asking “Why you no come Phuck me long time?”.

Or I can give in to the Latin thing and change my name to ArchismasLeche.


This weeks playlist from your local CRT Reggaeton distributor:

La Factoria - Perdoname
Flex - Escapate
Flex – Te Quiero feat Belinda (this version, the regular one IS gay)
El Roockie – Parece Sincera
Adassa – Kamasutra

And on the Funk front (where PR recently totally laid out on me and left me hanging feeling like a chump):

Chris Joss – Drink Me Hot
Chris Joss – Shellah V
Chris Joss – Wrong Alley Street Pt 1