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Which Blonde is the Drunkest?
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> Three Blondes have a very late night drinking.
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> They leave in the early morning hours and go home their
> separate ways.
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> The next day, they all meet and compare notes about who was
> drunkest the
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> night before.
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> The first blonde starts crying and claims that she was the
> drunkest,
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> saying, 'I drove straight home and walked into the
> house. As soon as I
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> got through the door, I blew chunks for 10 minutes.'
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> The second blonde says, 'You think that was drunk?
> Hell, I got into my
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> car and wrapped it around the first tree I saw. I don't
> even have insurance!'
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> The third blonde says, 'No, I was the drunkest by far.
> When I got home,
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> I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked over a
> candle, and
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> burned the whole house down!'
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> Still crying, finally, the first blonde speaks up:
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> 'I don't think you understand...Chunks is my
> dog!'

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
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