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I was in the line at the store with a 50 lb. bag of dog food in my cart when the lady behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impuse I told her no I was starting the Purina dog food diet because the last time I was on it I lost 25lbs. I told her I was worried because the last time I had ended up in the hospital with IV's in both arms.

She asked if it was because I ate the dog food.

I told her no it was because I was sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me

Harlo wrote:

that's great, but we still demand to know where you find pizza with orange cheese :evil:

Harlo wrote:

that's great, but we still demand to know where you find pizza with orange cheese :evil:

Author:	Harlo [ Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:48 pm ]
Post subject:	purina dog food diet (joke)
I was in the line at the store with a 50 lb. bag of dog food in my cart when the lady behind me asked if I had a dog. On impuse I told her no I was starting the Purina dog food diet because the last time I was on it I lost 25lbs. I told her I was worried because the last time I had ended up in the hospital with IV's in both arms. She asked if it was because I ate the dog food. I told her no it was because I was sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me

Author:	LocoHombre [ Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:51 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: purina dog food diet (joke)
Harlo wrote: I was in the line at the store with a 50 lb. bag of dog food in my cart when the lady behind me asked if I had a dog. On impuse I told her no I was starting the Purina dog food diet because the last time I was on it I lost 25lbs. I told her I was worried because the last time I had ended up in the hospital with IV's in both arms. She asked if it was because I ate the dog food. I told her no it was because I was sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me that's great, but we still demand to know where you find pizza with orange cheese

Author:	Florida [ Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:22 am ]
Post subject:	Harlo just turned 13 , and he has a crush on ID !!!!!!!!!!!!
Squidface wrote: Harlo wrote: I was in the line at the store with a 50 lb. bag of dog food in my cart when the lady behind me asked if I had a dog. On impuse I told her no I was starting the Purina dog food diet because the last time I was on it I lost 25lbs. I told her I was worried because the last time I had ended up in the hospital with IV's in both arms. She asked if it was because I ate the dog food. I told her no it was because I was sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me that's great, but we still demand to know where you find pizza with orange cheese yes and did your parents raise your allowance so you can pay for ID cab to and from and his pizza a drink ,flowers a card would be nice oh yeah happy belated birthday now you are 13 you can stay up later

Author:	Florida [ Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:21 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: purina dog food diet (joke)
Squidface wrote: Harlo wrote: I was in the line at the store with a 50 lb. bag of dog food in my cart when the lady behind me asked if I had a dog. On impuse I told her no I was starting the Purina dog food diet because the last time I was on it I lost 25lbs. I told her I was worried because the last time I had ended up in the hospital with IV's in both arms. She asked if it was because I ate the dog food. I told her no it was because I was sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me that's great, but we still demand to know where you find pizza with orange cheese pizza pizza orange orange cheese cheese cheese clap clap clap

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