Every day, it seems like a little bit of my childhood is chipped away, revealing some dark underbelly of sin.
Enter Marsha Brady. You guys might remember that TV show The Brady Bunch from the 1970s? I grew up watching that show and dreaming of being in that household. Sure would have beat what I was going through. But, I digress. The dark side of Hollywood took its toll on that family, for sure. First, the father Mike Brady was actually gay, and the actor died from AIDS. Then it was revealed later that Florence Henderson, had an affair with the oldest son. Dang, she was a cougar.
And now...Maureen McCormick, the actress who played Marsha Brady, turns out to have been a coke whore.
She has published an autobiography telling the story of her becoming a major drug addict, and the trouble it caused her in life. Dang, you coulda banged Marsha Brady for a couple of lines of blow???
I don't think I'll ever be the same...
-PA
she was not a coke who.e 
