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Cowboys Lose Again Appreciation Thread
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Author:  NYG [ Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:57 pm ]
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Lets start a TO watch. I bet if the cowgirls lose to Tampa this week. TO EXPLODES :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

NYG
Author:  Archieleach [ Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:50 pm ]
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They're killing me. It's painful to watch.

This team has more talent and less heart than any team I've seen in a long time. They just don't seem to care. It's like they're all asleep out there. I think someone's piping in a mixture of Nitrous Oxide and Kenny G to the locker room before the games. Romo gets that glazed over "I just wanna to crawl back to Jessica Simpson Honkin on my Bobo" look on his face (can you blame him). TO's huffing an puffing about not getting more than 18 balls thrown his way. He's had more balls slap him than Jenna Jameson's ass. This is the same front office that drafts Marion Barber in the 4th round, but Barbie Carpenter in the first. Our secondary is better off WITHOUT our starting safety, and even then the Cowboy coverage scheme is some variation of a three dimensional twister game where three DBs each try to form a perfect triangle around a receiver without actually coming within the imaginary force-field of five yards of him that some Caribbean voodoo priestess has convince them surround WRs. Our head coach is terminally nice, and his heir in waiting boy genius is apparently playing some Princeton level chess game where he creates the cult of personality where everyone thinks he's boy wonder, but he can't figure out how to call a slant to TO, or how to run three step drops when he has a backup QB in there who obviously looked Medusa in the eyes about eight years ago.

Thank god for whiskey, perfectly formed tits, and Demarcus Ware.

Despite all this I love them. And I always will. But for the time being I'm going to console myself with the knowledge that all you haters out there can talk all the smack you want, and hate all you want, but you know in your hearts that your team wasn't, isn't, and will never be half of what the Dallas Cowboys are even when they're playing like this. You're all still talking about them, hating them and wanting to be them at the same time, so just slip back into your conveniently nondescript generic sweatshirt with whichever logo du jour you happen to wear and piss off into obscurity like good little followers :wink: :P and leave the big games, big dreams, big failures, big dramas and big times to the Big Boys.

Now where's that bitch Jessica Simpson, I'm gonna slap her momma.


Just as soon as I get her autograph and look down her shirt just once.
Author:  PacoLoco [ Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:53 pm ]
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GO GIANTS! :P
Author:  NYG [ Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:00 pm ]
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MG I am sorry about the a**whupin :P

NYG
Author:  Orange [ Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:21 pm ]
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When is Dallas giving back the SuperBowl rings they received before the season even started? :P
Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:45 pm ]
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NYG wrote:
MG I am sorry about the a**whupin :P

'tis a sad day indeed... :cry: :cry: :cry: :oops:
Author:  Archieleach [ Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:57 pm ]
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UGH ! :cry:
Author:  NYG [ Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:19 am ]
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This is it for the COWGIRLS. Win or go home :shock:


NYG
Author:  PacoLoco [ Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:48 am ]
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Sunday night at Fedex Field will Romo and his pinky come to the rescue :?: Hopefully Jessica Simpson will be there to cheer him on :P Should be a great game :!:
Author:  SlimJohnson [ Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:22 am ]
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Since I'm a lifelong 'Skins fan; I've had to take a lot of abuse from people over the last several years. :evil: But finally there playing as well as the glory days in the 80's. :D :D :D Tony Homo's return should make for an interesting game. But the cowgirls have more issues than the recently missing Homo. (not that there's anything wrong with that) A Redskin Victory tonight would truly legitamize this years team. If they win I just might go out and get me one of them Jim Zorn haircuts. :D :D :D

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!
Author:  Californicationdude [ Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:45 pm ]
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cold and windchill tonight
Author:  JerseyGringo [ Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:38 am ]
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I got two words for you MARION BARBER Cowboys win tonight against the Juggernaut Redskins on the road ... !!!!! how bout dem cowboys !!!

Hey slim looks like your not getting a haircut :lol:
Author:  SlimJohnson [ Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:16 am ]
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JerseyGringo wrote:
Hey slim looks like your not getting a haircut :lol:

OUCH! :oops: :cry: :cry:
Author:  PacoLoco [ Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:21 pm ]
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Ouch that Steelers comeback was UGLY! :lol:
Author:  HikerTom [ Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:46 pm ]
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Cowboys up 13-6 to losing 20-13 in like 24 seconds. :D

Those two (non)plays by Witten on those two Romo passes..... :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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